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Proper Etiquette - Respectful or Idiotic?

I've noticed that several wedding invitation sites that they have a list of Do's and Don'ts concerning wedding invitation etiquette. This goes beyond the wording of invitations and into all sorts of appropriate and not-appropriate things to do. I've read over them and really, proper etiquette is outdated, sexist, classist, and impractical. I don't know why so many educated, supposedly progressive individuals promote such ridiculous customs. Most of these lists don't even explain the reasoning behind such etiquette, which to me screams traditional patriarchy and the secondary status of women. Take the following proper etiquette customs for instance:

1. The reception information cannot be printed on the wedding invitation because they are two different events and require their own invitations.
Umm...wtf? Who cares. A lot of people put their wedding and reception information on one invitation when they are both taking place in the same location. Having two invitations is a waste of paper and money. Obviously abiding to this custom shows is a way to maintain the status of wealth by showing how you can afford to provide two invitations regardless of how ridiculous it is. Classism.

2. Attire for the wedding/reception should not be mentioned on the invitation(s) unless it is black tie.
I don't see why it's so impolite to let your guests know how to dress. Maybe one can see it as insulting to demand a certain type of attire, but I think that most guests will be thankful if the hosts take the guess work out for them. I'm sure most people don't want to face the awkwardness of being too underdressed or overdressed at a wedding. I've heard plenty of stories about that from friends. Impractical.

3. Don't mention gift registry information. Rely on word-of-mouth from your close family and friends.
How are guests who your family and friends don't know supposed to find this out? I don't see why it should be a problem to put in an extra paper with details of the wedding, including gift registry information into the envelope with the wedding invitation. I just wouldn't put it on the wedding invitation itself because it would take up too much room. Cluttering up a small card usually prevents reader from absorbing all the information. Impractical.

4. Never seperate the man's first and last name when addressing invitations.
So if I am sending an invitation to Bob and Margaret Smith, proper etiquette tells me that I should address it Margaret and Bob Smith and not Bob and Margaret Smith. Some might think it is polite to address the woman first (ladies first type of idea), but I see it more as the man has the right to his ancestral name than his wife does. Her ties to the name aren't as sound as his and therefore it is insulting to have her claim that closer position than him. Sexism.

5. Never include "no kids" or "adults only" on the reception invitation.
According to this custom, those invited should figure out that their children are not invited through the way that the invitation is addressed (Mr. and Mrs. Smith and not Mr. and Mrs. Smith and children). I admit that the "no kids" statement sounds more harsh than "adults only", but to be honest, a lot of people aren't too bright. It just saves time and stress to be perfectly clear. A lot of people get insulted when their children are not invited even though they don't realize how inconvenient and impractical it is to allow children to attend a wedding reception, so maybe that is why this is frowned upon. But if they are going to feel insulted that their children aren't invited it won't matter how you say it to them. They'll still be pissed at you.

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Themed Weddings

Something that really bothers me is themed weddings. Well not having a theme to your wedding per say but having themes of cultures that is not your own. So for instance when non-Asians have an "Asian" themed wedding or non-Hawaiians have a Hawaiian themed wedding. What is up with that? Exoticization much? These are cultures of people - real living individuals. Do people outside of these cultures have the right to pick out elements of something that has no bearing on their own identity and then use it to create a theme for "their" day? I don't think so. It's bad enough that Other cultures are exoticized in mainstream culture but to even let that seep into wedding themes really irks me. And if you don't know what I'm talking about just think about how prevelent the use of green tea, "Asian" spices (a lot of times these spices are also native to Africa), wholistic lifestyles, and other Eastern concepts, practices, beliefs, and traditions are portrayed as Western discoveries. Umm...hello colonization times. WTF! These elements are a part of my heritage and other peoples' heritages and to us these are NOT exotic. For us it is very much normal and a part of who we are. And for many like me, we went through periods in our lives where we pushed away our ancestral ties in order to fit into White culture. I have had to overcome a lot to push away that hatred and replace it with love and acceptance of my background. So for someone else from another culture to look at me/us as speciments of interest and intrigue is disgusting because it is a stark reminder of the constant difference that I felt as a child. Stop using other people's cultures for your frivolous party planning ideas. It is insulting and harmful to the cultures you are discecting so irresponsibly. And this is also a reality that not everything has changed since colonization. There are those who can get away with having a themed party of my culture or other Othered cultures, but not everyone is privileged to do that.

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The Glorified Wedding Dress

Why do people have such strong opinions about wedding dresses? And I'm not just talking about what style it should be or what colour (or shade of white) it should be, but things like the opposition against:

- renting a wedding dress
- selling your wedding dress after the wedding
- donating your wedding dress after the wedding [the brides project]
- trashing your wedding dress [trash the dress]

What's the big deal? It's just a dress. And since people keep going on and on about how it's all about "your" day and "your" dress and all that other hoo-ha, Disneyland, fairytale, crap then why can't you just do what you want? And what is up with people paying WAY too much money for their dress? I wouldn't be surprised if it's most often the nut jobs who believe it's worth paying a ridiculous amont for a dress that also get flabergasted by my list. Hoo-ha I say, hoo-ha!

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Let Them NOT Eat Cake

Things I learned about wedding cakes:

  1. The average price for a three tier wedding cake is $500. No thanks.
  2. Wedding cakes aren't fresh - they make them about a week before the actual wedding. Might as well serve stale bread.
  3. Many people only have one layer of their multi-layer cake as real cake and the rest is styrofoam decorated as real cake to cut down costs. FAKE! What's wrong with a flatsheet cake?
  4. Most reception hall kitchens and caterers charge a cake-cutting fee (about $1-$2 a slice). Seriously? That's not even a skill!
  5. The tradition of freezing the top layer of your wedding cake and eating it on a special anniversary only works for traditional fruitcake wedding cakes. The modern cakes taste like frostbitten feet. Dutty yo!

Note: We have not given up on the wedding cake yet. We are still looking at other options.

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